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<title>it wasn't even a chocolate store giving away the chocolates, but whatever! i will take your misguided marketing, and i will eat it.</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 28th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
The talented Andrea Heins sent me a song she wrote inspired by &lt;a href="http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000291.html"&gt;one of my earlier comics, about declaring parts of your life non-canon&lt;/a&gt;. The song is called "&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/andreaheins"&gt;Non Canon&lt;/a&gt;" and I listened to it with a big grin on my face, especially with lines like "I will declare your lack of passion for me: non-canon."  &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/andreaheins"&gt;You can listen to the song on her MySpace page here&lt;/a&gt;: if the song doesn't play automatically, click on  "Non Canon" in the song list.  Her other songs are really good too!
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Also I want to link to &lt;a href="http://nedroid.com/"&gt;Nedroid&lt;/a&gt; because these are some totally sweet comics that deserve all the praise in the world.  I keep re-reading &lt;a href="http://nedroidcomics.livejournal.com/161165.html"&gt;this one in particular&lt;/a&gt; and I think I want to be - like, living in this comic or something.  What I'm saying is &lt;i&gt;I like it you guys&lt;/i&gt;
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<title>tina's a dude, i forgot to mention it in the story so i'll mention it here on the back cover. it's no big deal. she used to be a woman but she's a man now and she Punches The Future. FIND OUT MORE INSIDE??</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 22nd, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
Guys I made &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;a new shirt&lt;/a&gt;!  Actually I've been working on this for a while and it's finally done.  It is a very fancy, classy and colourful shirt that is awesome AND ridiculous.  Check it out!  EXTREME!!
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Combined with Mr. Tusks, below, I believe I can keep you and yours well-clothed from at least the waist up this fall season.  &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;You can visit the shoppe here&lt;/a&gt;!
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<title>ryan, it's me, ryan from five minutes in the future! the mashed potatoes turned out okay! i want to have some more, so listen so are you willing to share?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Auguest 22nd, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
Guys I made &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;a new shirt&lt;/a&gt;!  Actually I've been working on this for a while and it's finally done.  It is a very fancy, classy and colourful shirt that is awesome AND ridiculous.  Check it out!  EXTREME!!
&lt;P&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qw-busyday.gif" width=490 border=0 title="T-Rex's BUSY DAY"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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Combined with Mr. Tusks, below, I believe I can keep you and yours well-clothed from at least the waist up this fall season.  &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;You can visit the shoppe here&lt;/a&gt;!
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Auguest 22nd, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
Guys I made &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;a new shirt&lt;/a&gt;!  Actually I've been working on this for a while and it's finally done.  It is a very fancy, classy and colourful shirt that is awesome AND ridiculous.  Check it out!  EXTREME!!
&lt;P&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qw-busyday.gif" width=490 border=0 title="T-Rex's BUSY DAY"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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Combined with Mr. Tusks, below, I believe I can keep you and yours well-clothed from at least the waist up this fall season.  &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;You can visit the shoppe here&lt;/a&gt;!
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&lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-MRTUSKS&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.qwantz.com/shirt_mrtuskspreview.png" width=490 title="mr. tusks, vice mayor, tiny towne, tiny towne island"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;P&gt;



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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:07:03 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>bruce swain is clarke's friend. they form a fast friendship and go white-water rafting and have a great time! in a rare moment of emotional honesty for them both, they admit that they've never been happier.</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Auguest 22nd, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
Guys I made &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;a new shirt&lt;/a&gt;!  Actually I've been working on this for a while and it's finally done.  It is a very fancy, classy and colourful shirt that is awesome AND ridiculous.  Check it out!  EXTREME!!
&lt;P&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-BUSYDAY&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qw-busyday.gif" width=490 border=0 title="T-Rex's BUSY DAY"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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Combined with Mr. Tusks, below, I believe I can keep you and yours well-clothed from at least the waist up this fall season.  &lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;You can visit the shoppe here&lt;/a&gt;!
&lt;P&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=TO&amp;Product_Code=QW-MRTUSKS&amp;Category_Code=QW"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.qwantz.com/shirt_mrtuskspreview.png" width=490 title="mr. tusks, vice mayor, tiny towne, tiny towne island"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;P&gt;



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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:32:09 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>the best bathroom graffiti i ever saw was "i am a walking poo factory", all lowercase, just like that. it was written in small letters, sad and confessional.</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 18th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
This weekend &lt;a href="http://poppycockcircus.com/index.php?page=907"&gt;Steve Carey&lt;/a&gt; brought his &lt;a href="http://sbtbqotd.blogspot.com/"&gt;Saved By The Bell Quote Of The Day&lt;/a&gt; back online, and it's still great.  Since everyone watched Saved By The Bell a blog where a funny guy reviews the episodes he watches at lunch is solid gold.  It hasn't been updated in a while but the archives are back and I recommend them you guys!&lt;P&gt;

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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:05:30 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>i only got "accounting best practices" in one panel. it - it was enough?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 18th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
This weekend &lt;a href="http://poppycockcircus.com/index.php?page=907"&gt;Steve Carey&lt;/a&gt; brought his &lt;a href="http://sbtbqotd.blogspot.com/"&gt;Saved By The Bell Quote Of The Day&lt;/a&gt; back online, and it's still great.  Since everyone watched Saved By The Bell a blog where a funny guy reviews the episodes he watches at lunch is solid gold.  It hasn't been updated in a while but the archives are back and I recommend them you guys!&lt;P&gt;

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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:14:34 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>this was the one in which "party" appears in every panel. up next! the one in which "accounting best practices" appears in every panel</title>
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This weekend &lt;a href="http://poppycockcircus.com/index.php?page=907"&gt;Steve Carey&lt;/a&gt; brought his &lt;a href="http://sbtbqotd.blogspot.com/"&gt;Saved By The Bell Quote Of The Day&lt;/a&gt; back online, and it's still great.  Since everyone watched Saved By The Bell a blog where a funny guy reviews the episodes he watches at lunch is solid gold.  It hasn't been updated in a while but the archives are back and I recommend them you guys!&lt;P&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 18th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
This weekend &lt;a href="http://poppycockcircus.com/index.php?page=907"&gt;Steve Carey&lt;/a&gt; brought his &lt;a href="http://sbtbqotd.blogspot.com/"&gt;Saved By The Bell Quote Of The Day&lt;/a&gt; back online, and it's still great.  Since everyone watched Saved By The Bell a blog where a funny guy reviews the episodes he watches at lunch is solid gold.  It hasn't been updated in a while but the archives are back and I recommend them you guys!&lt;P&gt;

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<title>why are you swearing before you guess? there's no reason. it's uncalled for.</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 12th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
I was on the CBC yesterday: I did an interview with &lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/soundslikecanada/"&gt;Sounds Like Canada&lt;/a&gt; and we talked about my comics!  They've put the conversation online and you can &lt;a href="http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/slc_20080811_6971.mp3"&gt;listen to it right here&lt;/a&gt;.  It was fun to do because the host was in Vancouver and I was in Toronto, and with the headphones they gave me, it was like the voice of God was coming from above and asking me questions.  Good times!&lt;P&gt;I got the chance to give shouts out to some very excellent webcomics, including &lt;a href="http://www.achewood.com"&gt;Achewood&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.katebeaton.com/Site/Welcome.html"&gt;Kate Beaton's Comics&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.asofterworld.com"&gt;A Softer World&lt;/a&gt;.  RECOMMENDED READING YOU GUYS.&lt;P&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 12th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
I was on the CBC yesterday: I did an interview with &lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/soundslikecanada/"&gt;Sounds Like Canada&lt;/a&gt; and we talked about my comics!  They've put the conversation online and you can &lt;a href="http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/slc_20080811_6971.mp3"&gt;listen to it right here&lt;/a&gt;.  It was fun to do because the host was in Vancouver and I was in Toronto, and with the headphones they gave me, it was like the voice of God was coming from above and asking me questions.  Good times!&lt;P&gt;I got the chance to give shouts out to some very excellent webcomics, including &lt;a href="http://www.achewood.com"&gt;Achewood&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.katebeaton.com/Site/Welcome.html"&gt;Kate Beaton's Comics&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.asofterworld.com"&gt;A Softer World&lt;/a&gt;.  RECOMMENDED READING YOU GUYS.&lt;P&gt;
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<title>food that, if you died while eating it - everyone who discovered you would laugh?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 12th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
I was on the CBC yesterday: I did an interview with &lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/soundslikecanada/"&gt;Sounds Like Canada&lt;/a&gt; and we talked about my comics!  They've put the conversation online and you can &lt;a href="http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/slc_20080811_6971.mp3"&gt;listen to it right here&lt;/a&gt;.  It was fun to do because the host was in Vancouver and I was in Toronto, and with the headphones they gave me, it was like the voice of God was coming from above and asking me questions.  Good times!&lt;P&gt;I got the chance to give shouts out to some very excellent webcomics, including &lt;a href="http://www.achewood.com"&gt;Achewood&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.katebeaton.com/Site/Welcome.html"&gt;Kate Beaton's Comics&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.asofterworld.com"&gt;A Softer World&lt;/a&gt;.  RECOMMENDED READING YOU GUYS.&lt;P&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 12th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
I was on the CBC yesterday: I did an interview with &lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/soundslikecanada/"&gt;Sounds Like Canada&lt;/a&gt; and we talked about my comics!  They've put the conversation online and you can &lt;a href="http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/slc_20080811_6971.mp3"&gt;listen to it right here&lt;/a&gt;.  It was fun to do because the host was in Vancouver and I was in Toronto, and with the headphones they gave me, it was like the voice of God was coming from above and asking me questions.  Good times!&lt;P&gt;I got the chance to give shouts out to some very excellent webcomics, including &lt;a href="http://www.achewood.com"&gt;Achewood&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.katebeaton.com/Site/Welcome.html"&gt;Kate Beaton's Comics&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.asofterworld.com"&gt;A Softer World&lt;/a&gt;.  RECOMMENDED READING YOU GUYS.&lt;P&gt;
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<title>IF YOU GOT DUMPED TODAY I AM SORRY. HERE ARE SOME WAYS IT COULD HAVE GONE WORSE I GUESS? OR MAYBE HERE ARE SOME WAYS IT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER. I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S HARD TO SAY</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;August 7th, 2008&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;:
Here's &lt;A href="
http://www.mindpollution.org/2008/07/31/interview-ryan-north-on-dinosaur-comics/"&gt;a fun interview done with me&lt;/a&gt; (also &lt;a href="http://www.comicmix.com/news/2008/07/31/interview-ryan-north-on-dinosaur-comics/"&gt;available here&lt;/a&gt;) by &lt;a href="http://www.mindpollution.org/"&gt;Rick Marshall&lt;/a&gt;!  We talk about continuity and the origins of the strip and Project Wonderful and how I need to shower.  Not in that order though!  Also I accidentally swore once.&lt;P&gt;

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<title>this comic can be read to suggest that there's an extra panel 7 and 8 and 9 to each of my comics, in which the characters stand around greeting each other back and forth. why not, i say! WHO IS GOING TO STOP US? THE POLICE?? WELL HOPEFULLY NOT</title>
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Here's &lt;A href="
http://www.mindpollution.org/2008/07/31/interview-ryan-north-on-dinosaur-comics/"&gt;a fun interview done with me&lt;/a&gt; (also &lt;a href="http://www.comicmix.com/news/2008/07/31/interview-ryan-north-on-dinosaur-comics/"&gt;available here&lt;/a&gt;) by &lt;a href="http://www.mindpollution.org/"&gt;Rick Marshall&lt;/a&gt;!  We talk about continuity and the origins of the strip and Project Wonderful and how I need to shower.  Not in that order though!  Also I accidentally swore once.&lt;P&gt;

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