The Foghorn http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com What's New at The Foghorn Magazine en-us The Foghorn http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/placeholderthebear.jpg Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:56:50 -0700 Cheerfully Morbid http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-spindler-4.php "When I was a little girl," my mother remarked casually, "my mother took me to the morgue to look at a little boy who had been run over by a car." Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:56:50 -0700 RSSPECT-00512473 Dyeing Is An Art http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-gupta-3.php My hair is like another person, a conjoined twin of sorts. It is far more interesting and popular than me, and I can never live up to it. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:56:50 -0700 RSSPECT-00512472 And Sew It Goes http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-smallwood-2.php I will make my fingers bleed refashioning an item if it means I do not have to buy a new one. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:56:50 -0700 RSSPECT-00512471 Book Club Discussion Guide and Questions for Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fiction-rosato-1.php Are there some foods you simply don't care for? Does constant badgering and coercion ever change your opinion? Wed, 07 May 2008 00:48:19 -0700 RSSPECT-00456215 People Notice http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-block-14.php There is nothing I hate more than making a spectacle of myself. Wed, 07 May 2008 00:48:19 -0700 RSSPECT-00456214 Innocent http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-smallwood-1.php.php It smells like man. Specifically, an old man. Like the bottle of cologne a boy steals from his father without realizing there's dust on it, because it's the aftershave Bogey wooed Betty with. Wed, 07 May 2008 00:48:19 -0700 RSSPECT-00456213 Keeping Track http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-block-13.php Exactly how much money am I spending each week on consolation cake? Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:25:55 -0700 RSSPECT-00448387 NPR at Lucha Libre http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-spindler-3.php Have I become a hipster without even realizing it? Which way to the fake German military surplus store? Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:25:55 -0700 RSSPECT-00448386 Marcel Proust Discovers LiveJournal http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fiction-block-7.php The prose master makes use of a new form Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:25:55 -0700 RSSPECT-00448385 Poet's Corner http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-smith-1.php A rejection letter from a poem is, for me, the equivalent of standing out on a street corner naked and having passers-by hand you terse little notes reading, "Your penis is unconvincing," or "You call those nipples?," or maybe, "You have an affected buttocks." Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:10:57 -0700 RSSPECT-00434040 Excerpts from "The Road," by Woody Allen http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fiction-gamelli-1.php There are worse things than dying. Have you ever been to a cocktail party? Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:38:18 -0700 RSSPECT-00434041 Tax Return for a Difficult Year http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fiction-block-6.php The Foghorn's timely take on tax time Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:38:18 -0700 RSSPECT-00434039 All the World's a Text http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fiction-block-5.php Seven stages in the life of a young literary theorist Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:38:18 -0700 RSSPECT-00434038 Fishing for Mice http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fact-suematsu-2.php Now I cannot remember exactly how the contraption evolved over time, but it started with a box with a hole with a slice of Swiss cheese inside. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:56:08 -0700 RSSPECT-00426549 Haikus on the Subject of VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels http://www.thefoghornmagazine.com/fiction-gupta-1.php The Foghorn salutes "Rock of Love" with a haiku series Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:53:01 -0700 RSSPECT-00426555