Bear and Kitten

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:46:07 -0700

07-20-08

Oh. Hello there! Whats this, you ask? Oh, not much. Just an update. A full update. With color and whatnot. It's based off the fact that I did buy one of these punching dummies in order to train for my future career in professional boxing (it's never too late to start, right?). I have been punching it and my knuckles are all cut up and it makes me feel so tough. Like a man who has been in a fight or two and knows how many pounds of pressure it takes to rip off a human ear.

Anyway, we hope you'll forgive our absence, theres a really good excuse for it involving a dog eating things and a motorcycle jump and a chemical spill. Enjoy the comic, expect another one soon. bear.

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:44:26 -0700

07-10-08

Hey dudes. On the advice of some people from the chatbox we are writing an update to ensure you that not only are we still alive, but we have every intention of updating again. Hang in there, Sunshines,we should have the update up this weekend. Be prepared for the start of a whole new arc involving satire, violence and Kitten being cute. Maybe if you guys are extra awesome we will throw a handful of crudely drawn penii in there. Cause we love you. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:15:26 -0700

06-29-08

Mini update! Just for you. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:47:00 -0700

06-22-08

Well hello. About the comic: We've all been there, you're just so bummed you lay in the middle of the street. Remember in the 1990's when that movie came out about football teams laying in the middle of the road and then a bunch of kid's started doing it? The Program or something. I never saw it. Kids laying in the road isn't really my thing.

Anyway, no real news. We are on top of some things we haven't done, and all is well and right. Enjoy the comic.bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:28:21 -0700

06-13-08

Sorry about the delay. Look what you get though, it's straight quintessential BnK with some fantastic art and color by Angie. Look at it. Thats a good looking comic. Also: Please note that there is a plane joke in there. A plane joke. Who even makes plane jokes? We do.

En noticias otros (woo 9th grade Spanish!) we got a fan comic from Jake Turnmire who I think is British because who else would make a Dr. Who reference? Dr. Who? More like Dr. Who?. Hahaha. God...that's why they pay me to write this comic. I got's chops. Keep reading I'll be making plane puns and Dr. Who jokes all night. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:04:30 -0700

06-12-08

Sup dudes. Deadbeat #1 here, just sayin' hello. Angie started drawing the comic tonight and it should be done tomorrow evening. Depending, of course, on whether or not we decide to pay our bills instead (not likely!). Anyway, thank you for being patient and understanding that you are reading the work of two procrastinators. If it makes you feel better we have used this break to come up with a lot of fun ideas for comics, so you all should rest easy for a little while knowing there is a lot of new content in the works. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Fri, 30 May 2008 00:33:45 -0700

05-29-08

Hello, friends. There you go. Reunited, happy now? Before your heart grows too large just think about the fact that the dimension you came to know for the last year now has a Kitten with the perfect life. A dimension lacking Bear.

Anyway, I hope you are still enjoying the comic, I hope you'll come to the forums, and I hope you'll send us mail to say hello. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Mon, 26 May 2008 15:24:32 -0700

05-26-08

Hey hey. So we are pretty close to on time twice in a row. Pretty good, right? Especially considering we were out of town, and that it was Angie]s birthday yesterday. Go us.

So there you go. Bear didn't kill himself, Bear's Bro still has the CD,and the Dues Ex Machina was a bagel. This is the reason we need to get rid of that chatbox. All you smart asses guessing our plot. Anyway, we enjoyed all the comments, and we are glad you guys are still reading. Feel free to stop by the forums and chat with us there as well. Enjoy! bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Fri, 23 May 2008 01:21:07 -0700

05-22-08

Howdy. Angie and I are heading out to the mountains for the long weekend so we'll see you guys next week! Smooches!

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Sun, 18 May 2008 20:08:42 -0700

05-18-08

Yep. Kitten married a tanuki. You know what they say. Once you go tanuki you never go...back...I dunno I just made that shit up. Anyway. Kitten is married. Off limits. Also possibly a Japanese citizen?

In other news: We are temporarily changing our update schedule from Sunday/Wednesday to "1 to 2 times a week" because life is getting in the way of the comic and the comic is getting in the way of life. It's either that or "hiatus". I mean, ultimately you will get the same amount of updates, without the disappointment of a missed deadline. It's win win. No whining. Enjoy the comic! bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Sun, 11 May 2008 17:21:05 -0700

05-11-08

Howdy. Sorry bout the delay on things. See...I umm...accidentally ripped my CPU out of my computer and bent like...every single pin. In an attempt to straighten them out I may have accidentally broke a few pins off and long story short my economic stimulus went to Newegg.

Anyway, Happy Mothersday! This is for all you ladies out there that spawned some kin. We love you, thank you for the money that I will pay you back someday.

News: The contest winners have been chosen! It was really tough because we loved all of them. Basically this is how the judging went down: I chose my favorite, Angie chose hers, we chose the one that just somehow struck us both as awesome.

Without further ado, here they are.

Angies favorite

My favorite

The one that is just totally rad.

We will be sending these people messages on the forums to let them know they are winners and have won prizes. The rest of you are winners too and have earned our undying respect. Best readers ever. Enjoy the comic. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Sun, 11 May 2008 10:37:12 -0700

05-11-08

Working on uploading the new strip right now. Having some issues with our host's uploading feature not working. This is mostly a test to see if we can edit the html at all. Check back in a few!

05-01-08

Masters of punctuality, we are not. Anyway, this particular strip was more fun to write than you could possibly imagine. Also, the last frame came to me while I was peeing. Just a lil anecdote for you.

Please note the animated gif copetition is still going and it is totally fun and you should come in and make one and win some sort of prize. We haven't decided exactly what the prize (prizes?) will be, but I have some sweet ceramic peppers sitting on top of my fridge that I need to get rid of.

Enjoy, bear.

04-28-08

Did you know the cat hostess bars are a real thing? Serious. Go google it. Apparently Japan is so busy people can't be bothered to form relationships, so instead they pay for it hourly. Imagine if we did that here? How much would your company be worth hourly? Me personally? I'm probably worth at least $10 an hour, probably $20 if we are drinking. Take some time and really think about your strong and weak points as a pay per hour friend, then take some time to really work on your weak points. This hooker mentality can only make you a better person.

Other news: We have a sweet ass competition going and you totally need to get in on it. There is a lot of tough competition and the prize hasn't even been decided yet but we promise to make it something special. Something like a hug or a couple prints or a peronalized doodle or like...I don't know. We'll just ask the person who wins what it is they want and we'll do our best to oblige them. That's how we roll. Get in on it. Otherwise, enjoy the comic send us mail go to the forums, etc.

04-22-08

Hello! I am torn. I hope you get this one, but understanding the joke would be admitting that you have been at the bottom of life with a surly biscuit in your tum. Admit it, we've all been there. Be it pizza, cheese steak hoagies, tacos, sunflower seeds. You've awoken with a belly full of garbage, no recollection of it's purchase, and an overall sense of depression and self loathing. Admit it, you drunk.

In other news: We are having a competition here. It is on our forums. We are having the first official BnK animated gif competition. Go check it out. It will be fun. We are glad to be updating again and we hope you enjoy the comic. bear

04-18-08

Sorry bout being late. We totally didn't want to worry you but couldn't get it done in time. What can you do, right?

Anyway, this one is kinda sad-like. I dunno, I guess I just don't wanna see Kitten leave Bear. I mean, as a writer who loves writing Bears brother and Bear comics it's great, but it's kinda sad to see her go off on her own. Little baby's all grown up I guess.

And I am sure you're sad too so let's console each other on our forums. Theres a link at the bottom of the page, don't be shy. Also: Pick out your favorite strip and stumble it, reddit it, digg it, etc. The new traffic will help us out a lot. Thanks much! bear.

P.S. this is Kitten- I just want to say hello & get well!! to my BFF Kim who is recovering from surgery. Save some vicodin for the next time I come up <3

04-13-08

Hey guys. You're probably wondering what happened to us. Basically we just get depressed and burnt out and unfunny sometimes. We had ideas here and there for comics, but they were stupid and we are pretty hard on ourselves when it comes to this comic.

So after a week or so off what do we come back with? Interior design jokes. That's right. We feel it's a market that just hasn't been tapped yet and we are totally on the forefront ready to make the big bucks. Any day now you'll see us featured in Interior Design, interviews in Blueprint. The money is on it's way, we assure you.

Anyway, thanks for bearing with us! bear.

04-02-08

Happy one year, bitches! Who woulda' thought we'd be making a comic still. Not us, that's for sure. We just kinda started doing it on a whim and just kept at it due to people enjoying it. Here we are a year later and I hope you still enjoy it. Anyway.

If you're wondering how I became the President of the Entire World it's because the nominations were based on genitalia sizes and the votes on overall beauty of the member. So it goes. Also, because I fucking write this strip. I coulda' made myself God if I wanted but I thought that was tacky.

Thanks for one year of reading guys, its been a blast and we hope to be around for many more. Enjoy! president andy

03-30-08

Um. Sorry about this if you are reading it at work. I know it's kinda messed up, like your boss could walk past while you are checking out a shaved bear ass, or even worse, cartoon bear peen.

Regardless, enjoy the comic to the best of your abilities, and by all means send us an email or stop by the forums. We like when you guys talk to us. bear.

03-26-08

The inevitable return of the great white hopes. You missed us more than anything I assume. It's only natural and I assure you we missed you. Thanks for sticking around during our mini hiatus.

Anyway, this is the first part of an arc about animals not wearing pants which is ridiculous if you ask me. Animals in people clothes is like one of my top 3 most hated things. God gave them clothes, who are we to play god by dressing a beagle up like a jedi or a lunch lady?

I assure you we are back to normal updating (as normal as we ever were I guess), so enjoy the comic and look forward to sunday and wednesday nights again. bear.

03-19-08

Hey all. Angie got an opportunity at work to do some important design deal. Now, that's not to say THIS isn't important, unfortunately it don't quite pay the bills. So we are taking a breather till after Easter to give her some time to work on it. Don't be blue, we shall be back, much like Jesus in Christian lore.

03-12-08

I don't know what to tell you about this one.

Seriously, I don't. So, instead we'll talk about you possibly coming to our forums and saying hello, or sending us an email, or even buying a print. We also wouldnt mind if you stumbled our page or dugg it or linked it to people. Would be pretty rad. Have fun. bear

03-09-08

Did you miss us? We missed you. Sorry about going AWOL there, I got sick, then Angie got sick, then we realized it had been a week since updating. Nevertheless, here we are. Together again.

Little side not here, if you ordered a print and it didn't show up, let us know. We found out someone hasn't gotten theirs and that simply will not do. Let us know, please. If you haven't ordered a print, then ignore this. Instead, simply enjoy the comic. Possibly even come visit on the forums, or even better go visit dumb bear and leave a comment. He misses you. bear.

03-09-08

Hey all. Sorry bout the lack of updates. Angie got sick and I am not capable of drawing shapes that look like things. Not at all. I was hoping to have something for you today but I don't. I am sorry for the inconvenience and am refunding all of your subscription payments for this month.

Hopefully Angie will be feeling better tomorrow and we can get something out there for you. Soon! bear.

03-02-08

The next time someone tells you "print is dead" I want you to look them right in the eyes and ask them if they can wipe their ass with the internet. Then I want you to smile and say "south20th.com". Maybe even hand them a card with our URL on it.

Honest though where print stands in this day in age is extremely relevant to us. Why should anyone pay for something they can have for free. Would you buy a print collection of bear and kitten comics? Think it over because we are coming up on our one year anniversary and that might just be an option.

In the meantime why don't you just head on over to our forums or drop us an email. Buy a print, stumble or digg our site. Would mean a lot to us. bear

02-27-08

I wanna apologize in advance to anyone out there who is or knows someone who is living with Progeria. It's like the saddest disease ever and I feel bad, but it just kinda found its way into the comic.

Regardless, I hope you appreciate that we made a comic celebrating leap year. I also hope you will come to our forums and send us email and check out the things people have made us. Like this fan art from Blodia and this blog button from Angie's friend Kim who makes blog buttons. Check em out and enjoy the comic.

02-24-08

Hello. This update is funny because it's true. Asking someone if they have a screenplay is straight up rude. Thats like asking someone flat out if they have herpes or back acne. If they want you to know they will tell you. You don't just go asking. Still, Bear probably does have a screenplay. He seems the type.

In other news: We got some of the raddest fan art evs. I am talking way rad. It was sent to us by Matt Bixler of Qwilman.com. Apparently he had a dream about a bear and kitten movie in which Bear and Kitten buy an ugly pug dog and it is stolen and they have to retrieve it. In honor of his dream he decided to make this movie poster. We don't have a definitive fan art section yet, but we'll keep it here until we do. Thanks Matt!

Enjoy the comic, tell us hello, have fun. bear

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Thu, 01 May 2008 20:20:03 -0700

05-01-08

Enjoy, bear.

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:01:02 -0700

04-28-08

BEAR & KITTEN -- Updates Sundays and Wednesdays

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:53:24 -0700

04-22-08